Top Ten Reasons to Pour a Glass of Wine on Halloween

1. You will sound much more intelligent when answering the question, “trick or treat?”
2. Nothing says “thank you neighbor” like a coffee mug full of good red wine;
3. It’s the quickest way to erase the memory of #Sandy;
4. The weather forecast is for cloudy with a chance of wine;
5. A liver transplant sounds far less intimidating than a heart transplant (red wine is supposed to protect your heart, right?);
6. It will really help to make those homemade costumes look like Oscar winning wardrobes;
7. Two words: wine gums;
8. Why should this night be different from any other?
9. The doorbell rings every few seconds and beer takes much longer to pour;
10. It rhymes with Frankenstein